So, Noel Edmonds ordered himself a new life/wife from the Cosmos and It delivered. According to 'Cosmic Ordering' , apparently all I have to do is write down my wishes and the universe will come through. Simples as Alexander the meerkat would say. So, I decided I'm going to give it a try. Now I don't know if this cosmic ordering thingy is supposed to be kept private, in which case I'm screwed. But you lot could pretend you haven't seen eh?Here's today's list. Please understand that world peace, a calming of Tsunami seas and the health of all my loved ones go without saying. So, in addition, please universe may I have:
- An agent who loves my work and sells my work.
- A supermarket that delivers when I imagine the food.
- A size ten healthy body
- The ability to turn back time (preferably to last Sunday morning) Too much to go into but the universe will know what I mean.
- A return ticket to Ireland for John and Edward.
Actually. Let's not be greedy. That's already quite a list.
Amen.
6 comments:
I hope the universe delivers.
No harm in asking:-)
Thought you might of ordered
Mr Universe as your 6th choice ;-) TFx
I'm with you on # 1, 2, & 3.
Hope the universe decides to deliver your requests.
Dear Universe,
Please can I also have 1, 3 and 5 (but not a return for No.5. a One way please)
Amen yerself x
LOL Debs R! That's what I meant of course - to return them from whence they came - urgently. x
I also want 1,3 and 5. I hope you get what you want! On a similar theme to cosmic ordering, I was reading The Secret which works along the same lines. I'll try anything :-)
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