To Do - Holiday List

1. Accept you cannot bring your entire 'To Read' pile of books.
2. Pack the thong things - they're marginally better than a VPL through your white linen trousers.
3. Return the swimsuit you paid a fortune for in the belief it would give you a new body. It does not work. Buy two for less money and eat less. That works.
4. Take your fingers out of your ears when looking at the 'medicine' bag. You ARE turning into your mother.
5. Leave the straighteners in the suitcase and take out the 'extra' shoes. Your hair will thank you.
6. Find a cap big enough for that fricking volcano...